I got tagged by Clare from
Kampua Talk!
“The Truth About Sarawak” is an interesting tag I would say. Many still don't know where's
Sarawak. My Singaporean housemate even told me that Sarawakians are all head hunters. Wahlao! Not only that, some of the West Malaysians (no pun intended) don't even know where's
Sarawak (I think not now anymore. Thanks to Airasia). This reminds me of chatting with some random people in
Internet Relay Chat (IRC) some ten years back when a guy from West Malaysia did really ask some of the questions below.
Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A: Neh, we got Burung Kenyalang mah. We normally whistle them and they'll come and pick us up. There's how we go to your place loh.
Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: How you know? Our trees not small you know? All the trees here in Sarawak very huge one.
Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: Got wor. If not, how I blog now leh?
Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: Of course got mah. You think Kuching only has kucing (cats) is it? Don't play play I tell you. Kuching airport can accomodate many Burung Kenyalang one leh.
Q: How long if you take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: I think you fail your geography subject in Form 3 lah. Singapore is in Kuching.
Q: Over there got what car?
A: We don't use cars lah. We use ropes to swing from trees to trees. That's why Sarawak no traffic jam.
Q: Got road or not?
A: Road ah? Got! That's for us to have illegal cow racing.
Q: You Bidayuh from Sulawesi there huh?
A: Aku pun sik tauk aku orang Bidayuh kah, sik.
Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: Nolah. Sabah inside Sarawak and Brunei inside Sabah. Got it?
Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really have to check your eyes lah. Sabah and Sarawak, the name also different liao mah. Abu and Ali, you see their name, you'll think they're the same person?
Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: Kuching not really big lah. Sarawak big!
Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Got lah. You know Pussycat Dolls? From Kuching one leh...
Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: Sarawak not only got Malay lah. Got Chinese, got Indians, got Kelabit, Melanau, Iban, Bidayuh and many more lah. But I say so much you also don't know lah.
Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: No, we spiak (speak) London.
Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: Ringgit? Nolah. We're not that advance. We still use Barter System lah, dei. One potato can exchange one bowl of Kampua. Good right?
Now, you know more about
Sarawak right? ;P
Let's see who are the victims for this tag.
- Zhungyi
- Sharon
- Carrots
- Lynn Xuan
- Jane
- And those who would be interested in this tag. :)