Everything Also Can Sell?

I was so bored just now that I decided to just check out Ebay and Mudah (Malaysia's classified advertisement website). I was just browsing around to see what's the business opportunities out there. ;)

Nowadays hor, loads of things can be sold online. But almost all the things they sell are the same...

Selling book.

Most common one would be second hand books. It's a good idea to get rid of the books that are no longer worth sitting in your bookshelf.

Selling clothes.

Another common one would be clothes. I've no idea if they're new or second hand but they're quite cheap!

Laptops for sale.

I browsed here and there again and found out that most of the people sell laptops or electronic gadgets. Too bad, gadgets are a bit risky to be sold online.

Aih... Most of them are selling the same stuff! Books, clothes, gadgets, books, clothes, gadgets, books, clothes, gadgets! My life already that boring and yet people in the online marketplace also selling all those boring stuff...

But but... one thing that caught my eye! One of them sell an interesting one...
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A cock!

Yes, a penis cock! Can you believe it? Hahaha! Nowadays sellers can really find anything to sell! Even this cock! And hey, not cheap you know? One costs RM350!

Next time I also want to sell cock! But a handsome, cock Kok! :P

Kok for sale (Click to enlarge).

So, anyone want to buy Kok? Cheap cheap! Lelong lelong!

Celebrity In My Uni!

Do you know why students are always complaining about their boring lectures in uni?

Because most of their professors are either look like this...

Photo: http://www.econ.umn.edu

This...

Photo: http://www.anu.edu.au

Or this...

Photo: http://www.manhattanrep.com

What if they have Rowan Atkinson @ Mr. Bean at their uni, would they still complaining?

Rowan Atkinson @ Mr. Bean (Photo: http://www.caughtinthemiddleman.files.wordpress.com)

I bet they wouldn't. This is due to the fact that, Rowan Atkinson was in my uni as an invited lecturer and lectures were definitely not the same!

Mr. Bean at The University of Western Australia's 2008 convocation!

A lot of jokes, a lot of laughter! I guess that's what students want most instead of the boring E=mc², right?

Haha! Ok, I bluff about the Mr. Bean's part. He's actually a lecturer from my uni, Dr. Pawel Podsiadlo.

Don't you think he looks like Mr. Bean? Haha!

Note: This post is for entertainment purposes only. In case any individual finds that the photos are not allowed to be put up, please contact me at kokadoodle [at] gmail [dot] com.

To Keep Or To Tell?

I don't understand why I would end up feeling upset everytime I told someone my honest suggestions/opinions/feeling and etc. Am I being too honest? Or, is there something wrong with me?

Few previous experiences were:

1. My uncle was telling me that one shouldn't study so much (back when I was in third year). In fact, one could earn more through direct sale. Since he was one of them who told me to study as much as I could when I was in my primary school, I told him back directly, "Why did you tell me to study when I was younger and now, when I was almost finish with my uni, you tell me that I don't need to study." Straight away, an arguement began. After that, I was being told that I was being rude. End up, I was upset...


2. I was discussing with my baba about his business one day (couldn't remember when) when a debate started. I actually asked him to get another clerk to help with the office works and also to handle some other stuff. He gave all sort of reasons and of course, I, too gave backup to my idea. After few days, my mama told me that my baba was not very pleased with me. End up, I was upset...


3. When I told one close friend about how I felt towards our friendship, our friendship, as a result, turned sour. This is not what I'm looking forward but, sigh... Anyway, again end up, I was upset...


4. Just today, my business mind worked again. I asked my baba whether it is possible to do public transport business in Miri. His answer is no. When I asked him again for his reasons, he didn't give but after the second time I asked, this is his answer; "give free lah". Meaning, unless you give people free ride. I hope for a better reason of course. End up, I was upset...

Maybe my mama was right. "It's because they're closed to you that made you tell them everything honestly. I don't think you'll tell a stranger like this because you won't care about a stranger."

Pah! I couldn't care more. Perhaps, it's still the best to keep everything to myself...

Pathetic Chicken

Aiyo, when I came back to Malaysia, everything was so small especially the chicken here. Errr... I mean the chicken that we eat ok? ;)

KFC Drumsticks (Photo: www.kfc.com.my)

Just look at that bucket of fried chicken! One drumstick is definitely not enough for me loh! I think I need four of those. Hah!

Kenny Roger's roasted half chicken (Photo: www.hooverdust.com)

How about this roasted half chicken? Aiyo, so pathetic leh. I think the chicken was not well-fed in the farm, don't you think so? Not healthy lah the chicken, so skinny...

Chris with fresh drumsticks!

Hey hey! Look at what both Chris and I found in Perth! This is what we called drumsticks lah! As huge as Chris' muscular arms! Imagine I have those as KFC snack plate (two pieces of fried chicken)... Wuahhhh!!!!

Hehehe! But too bad, KFC or Kenny Rogers are not going to have those because those are turkey drumsticks. ;)

P/s: I'm not picking on KFC or Kenny Rogers. I'm just trying to over-exaggerate it to make this post a better one.
P/s/s: Anyone tried turkey drumsticks before?

I Am Fat Fat!

No matter what suits I wear...

either a little tiger suit...

or a cute bunny suit...

Adelaide Rundle Mall's pig.

I still look like a big, fat pig!

I've been eating non-stop ever since I came back to Miri! Yes! Non-stop! My waistline has increased so much that my jeans or trousers are getting tighter. *Sigh*

Diet soon? But I love food! How???

Warranty For Life?

Some people can be very "kiam siap" (stingy) and thick-skinned. I seriously have to call them master!

Few days ago, my baba's customer came in to the office and made a big fuss. He demanded for a warranty claim although the warranty has expired for almost 3 years. When my mama explained to him about the warranty, he stopped my mama and said furiously, "you don't tell me all these! Don't tell me my thing left there would also get spoilt!"

Wah! I couldn't believe there's actually such a person in this world! Why don't he buy his clothes with the receipt stated, "only exchangeable within 3 days only if the product is not in satisfactory condition" and then exchange for a new one only after 10 years? Try give the reason, "I only wore it once and the clothes have changed yellowish". I think people will just give him a I-don't-give-a-damn-look or if he meet a gangster, he will just get himself two panda eyes.

I just don't understand what was he thinking. Warranty for life?

Homer Simpson said, "D'OH!"

Photo: http://www.wilk4.com/

18SX: Kok's Sexy Butt Revealed!

Warning: The following post is strictly for readers aged 18 or over only. If you're below 18, please leave. However, if you decided to proceed on, Kok Kor Kor would not hold any responsiblities if you get caught by your Baba or Mama.

After a huge demand from the previous post, I asked my Mama if I could post up a photo of my butt to satisfy everyone. To my surprise, my Mama's answer was "OK!". She even agreed to help me take a photo of it! *Gulp*

My Mama is not good in taking photo, hence, bear with the quality of the photo ok? And and, although I think I've a sexy butt, many might think otherwise. Anyway, you all asked for it! So, I don't bear any consequences ah!

So, you all are very sure that you want to see Kok's sexy butt ah??? If yes, scroll down (slowly if you're viewing this in your office or somewhere public)...

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Bouncy and meaty!

Now that's Kok's butt! Sexy? Please say so since I've sacrificed so much for you all! After this, my blog might even be flagged as porn blog. And worst, I haven't actually planned on how to face my friends and relatives after this. But who cares?! As long as my readers are happy!:)

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Buttt...

Buttttt...

Wouldn't it be better if I can show you all my butt and yet, my blog is still clean, and I can still face my friends and relatives?

The joint at the knee.

Yes, my "butt" actually came from there! ;)

Hahahahaha!

My Ex-Housemate A Pervert?

You know your housemate is a pervert...

Why Chris so happy?

When he used your camera and took a photo of your butt crack!

My butt crack!

Arggghhhh! I miss my life in Perth!

Malaysia: Places, People Food

When people ask me where am I from, I always answer them proudly, "Malaysia". Although Malaysia is not really a huge country as compared to the other ASEAN or Asia countries, it's a good place to stay or to visit.

Places of Interest

In Malaysia, we have a lot of places to visit. Every states have their own places of interest. Take for example, in Sarawak, we have Mulu Caves. It is well known for the home to the world's largest and most fascinating caves. If you're looking forward to visit some of the historical sites in Malaysia, you might have to try Malacca. The most popular historical site in Malacca is the Fort A Famosa. It was constructed by the Portuguese way back in the year 1511.

Deer Cave (Photo: http://www.mulucaves.org/)

Those are some of the places of interest in Malaysia. That's only 2 states. Imagine there are thirteen states and three federal territories in Malaysia, you have plenty of places to visit!

People

Malaysia is multi-racial country where all the people live in peace and harmony. There are three largest populations in Malaysia. The Malays form the largest population followed by Chinese and Indian.

Multi-racial (Photo: www.malaysian-info.com)

Malaysians are friendly in general. If you happened to visit Malaysia, I'm pretty sure you'll like the people here!

Food

Since Malaysia is formed by various races, we can find all different kind of food in Malaysia. To me, Malaysia is a food paradise. Roti canai, Char Kueh Tiaw, Chapati, Rendang, Kolo Mee are some of the famous food here. I personally love Char Kueh Tiaw and Kolo Mee. If you came across my blog before, I did blog about Char Kueh Tiaw a couple of times. In case you don't know, it's flat noodles being fried with several other ingredients such as bean sprouts, eggs, vege and etc. You must try it out if you happened to be in Malaysia. I'm sure you'll never forget the taste of it! Yummy!

Various food (Photo: www.mustseemalaysia.com)

The best part is the food here is cheap overall. You can enjoy your food without the fear of burning your pocket.

All of these make me love Malaysia more! :)

If you would like to know more about Malaysia, you can get yourself a copy of this 50+1 Malaysia Book at www.themalaysiapage.com. It is an awesome book not only for the foreigners but also for the Malaysian. Grab yourself a copy at discounted rate of RM 19.90 (normal price at RM51.00) now! Or else, you can be like me, blog about it and get a copy FREE! More info HERE.

Spectacles

Nowadays, spectacles or eyeglasses are not only used by those who have problems with their eyesights, it's also used as a kind of fashion. However, spectacles can cost you a bomb if you do not know where is the right place to get a pair of. And also, some stores do not offer a lot of selections.

Zenni Optical is an online store to get stylish prescription glasses from as low as $8. What a great deal, don't you think so? Are you worried of the low quality due to the low prices? Worry no more. This is due to the fact that they sell their manufactured frames direct to the customer without involving any middlemen. There are lots of frames, with single vision lens, sunsensor (potochromic) lens, tinted sunglasses lens, bifocal lens and progressive lens to be chosen from. Below is the one which I would like to get for myself. I think I'll look great with that, what do you reckon? ;)

What are you waiting for now? They have new frames arrived recently. You'll be amazed at their wide range of selections at a very low price! Head over now and choose your own eyeglasses!

For customers' reviews, you can see for yourself here.

Shit Hairstyle

I know all these while, people often come out with new hairstyle to grab attention from the public.

Just look at the hairstyle of a famous footballer, Ronaldo, when he played for Brazil in World Cup 2002. He had his "half-moon" hairstyle back then...

Half-moon hairstyle.

And not to forget, another hairstyle of a handsome and talented footballer, David Beckham. He is more famous with his faux mohawk hair...

Faux mohawk hairstyle.

If you were following National Basketball Association (NBA) games in the 1990's, I bet you must remember this "gangster" basketballer, Dennis Rodman. Everytime when I saw him playing, he would have a different colour for his hair...

Ever-changing hair colour.

The latest Beijing 2008 Olympic Games also saw a group of kids having their hair cut with Beijing 2008 Olympic logo. Their pictures were spreaded in the internet straight after their haircut...

Beijing 2008 Olympic hair cut.

Since I also want to get more attention (who wouldn't want, right?), I think again and again on what hairstyle should I have. Still no idea, until one of my friends told me after a haircut, "my hair looks like shit now lah!" (She defines "shit" as ugly).

Ah! Shit! That's interesting. I'm pretty sure there isn't anyone who has shit hairstyle before.

Meaning to say, I can be famous if I was to have a new hair style like this???

The SHIT HAIRSTYLE!

Sasha's Handbag Meme

Remember the handbag meme's which I've done earlier? And remember one of the three pretty ladies I've tagged? Yes, Sasha is one of them.

She has actually done this tag before and I totally forgot about it until she showed me again. I would like to show you all what's inside her handbag. But before that, I have to warn all of you that you might vomit blood. That's the worst case. Or you might laugh out loud! Or perhaps, you might also call the police!

Are you ready to see what's inside Sasha's handbag? Let's countdown...

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Tadaaaaaaaa!!!

Yes! She always has his son, Little Jayden, in her handbag! Believe your own eyes! Hahahahahaha!

Have you fainted yet? :P

P/s: Sasha has recently given birth to her second son, Baby Justin. My heartiest congratulations to her!:)

Aussie Car Drivers Rated

Remember my final year project about Road Safety Factors of Elderly Drivers? Recently, there's a survey done to rate the Aussie car drivers, similar to what I've done. The survey result is in this link;Interactive Driving Survey. It can roughly give an idea of how Australians conduct their everyday driving. Not bad huh? I'm amazed at the results.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri!

To all my Muslim friends and readers, I would like to wish you all a Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri. Maaf zahir dan batin. :)

Hardworking or Stupid or...

Aiyo! I don't know whether they're hardworking or they're stupid or...

Courtesy of www.shmopstore.com

Everytime when I was walking around the supermarkets here in Miri, I'm sure there's someone mopping the floor. Yes, mopping the floor when people are shopping! 

I'm sure everyone knows that we should mop the floor when people are not walking around, wait for the floor to dry before people can step on the floor again. If not, the floor would get dirty again no matter how many times you mop. 

However, these cleaners in the supermarket don't seem to understand or they just act don't know. They mop the floor when people is walking. Definitely, the people would step on the cleaned floor and hence, dirty the floor again. What's the point of mopping the floor if that's the case? I seriously have no idea...

They should sweep and mop the floor before the supermarket opens or closes. Either it's early in the morning or late at night when there're no people in the supermarket. I remember last time in uni, the cleaners clean the library, computer lab, lecture hall and etc. at about 5a.m.. They clean the whole place when there is no people around (except some crazy students who stay up till the next morning. That includes me. ;)) That's the right way to work! 

I think the cleaners in Miri just don't like to work early in the morning or late at night. Or, they really like to mop the floor again and again and again? Or... they don't even know wet floor gets dirty when someone steps on it? Hmm...

Searching Myself...

These days, I suddenly feel like I've lost myself. I don't know what happened but it just doesn't seem like me. 

Below are the testomials which my friends had written for me in Friendster. The testimonials are best to describe me, the ol' Kok...

Adrian wrote...

woooh.. hengtai! haha.. my best buddy 

for as long as i can remember.. 

everytime go to school without taking 

his bath and his hair stands up like 

his lil bird! pengawas of the year in 

sec school for chasing too much girls! 

hehe.. no la no la.. he's one of the 

best jokers ive ever known in my life 

and a true friend indeed. crack jokes 

and insults and sarcasms as if they 

were fired out for a hundred round per 

minute ammo! has an iron head and can 

tanduk a football from one old trafford 

to anfield! always try to crack me with 

his head.. been in the same 

freakin'boring class with him my whole 

life and he had made life in all the 

first classes wonderful where we would 

never fail to get some teachers 

irritated and burning. haha.. always 

try to pia speak lakia with me! ok la.. 

don't know what else to write you 

mothafakka.. take care and good luck!!! 

see you buddy! God bless!

Melissa wrote...

Kok Wei here is the loudest guy in my 

class last time..never once in a day will 

u not hear his voice...coupled with 

Danny's laugh..wahlao..noisy.=P.this 

guy here..dun look at his short stature, 

he can be scary one man...can easily 

pek yao if he wants to..hahaha..no lar..jk 

nia..kok wei's a great guy, good friend 

and everlasting entertainment 

system..u'll always hear him sing 

Chinese songs..if it's not jay chou, it's 

some other chinese singer lar..he 

aspires to be a singer..he even held his 

own concert back in miri then (NOT) 

hahahhaa.....in anywayz..this guy here 

looks out for his frenz...good to kacau 

coz he wont get mad 

easily...hehehe....bottom line is this guy 

here is a great friend to have either for 

fun or entertainment or jus for 

anything..he'll be there to lend a helping 

hand. anywayz..take care kok! dun be 

too noisy till danny kick u out of his 

house..hehehe =P

Chee Yin wrote...

hi hi! i noe this guy since f1

but not tat close lo till f2 or f3. 

f2 i think cos we r in the same group in 

sci. he is a funny guy owes make ppl laugh 

one. still remember in f5 he is our singing 

star in class his favourite song is about 

dog one u noe which one rite? :) then change 

to qing fei de yi. really light up the 

atmosphere in class lo. i think tats all 

i can say about u. so lastly keep in touch 

n all the best to u in ur future.

Sharon wrote...

hey da ge! thanx for ur testimonial bout 

me being blur..hahah! well, yeah made 

me think bout e sweet memories during 

sec school! one thing which i'll never 

forget is u and danny..laughing away 

loudly..hahahahah! u r indeed a funny 

fren and oso a fren who wrote long 

msgs in autographs! really appreciate 

it..anyway, glad that we still keep in 

touch tho it's like after 1 year 

already..hope our frenship will last..and 

yep..continue to keep in touch! all e 

best k!

Hui Jiun wrote...

hey,kok wei!known him n have been in 

the same class with him since primary 

4..he is really a funny guy..the class 

would not be fun without him..always 

makes people laugh especially when he 

sings..hey,u have the talents in singing,y 

don u try to take part in the singing 

competition?haha..n don forget to invite 

me to your concert next time,k?he's also 

very good at playing table tennis n 

badminton..oh yeah,we're not only in the 

same group in sc class but also in eng 

class when we're in form5,still 

remember?glad to have him as my 

friend..wish u all the best n take care!

Jonathan wrote...

Do not know why he puts this monkey 

photo there as his primary pic.. but after 

think of a few moments.. i can finally 

see the resemblance.. muahahah... Kok 

Wei is a hardworking ass... he works so 

much that u will feel afraid if u are 

studying beside him... so i never did.. :P 

Very friendly and cheerful everytime... 

RESPECT for u man... haha... Like to 

hang out with him coz his an asian that 

likes my stupid jokes.. hahaha... since 

the daY we met in the physics lab life 

was never the same.. well.. good luck in 

everything u do man.. JIA YOU!

Nathan wrote...

hey man, thanks for the testi, hehehe..we 

are super busy nowaday, but still i have a 

lot of stuff to say about you, to complain!!! 

hehehe~ wah, the 1st thing i am amazed, your

soccer skill..i could never tell that you can 

turn so much and have a nice finishing skill. 

i think you are still the leader of our top 

scorer among us(but later i will catch up for 

sure;), wait for that) ahhaha, anyway, its cool 

to have such a good teammate tho~ ok here comes 

the complain part, STOP TOUCHING ME, 

hahaha jkjk, because i was the one who started 

it and it became a fashion, cant stop-_- but 

sometimes seriously i doubt the gayness among 

all our friend, hope none of us have the potential:)

anyway, thanks for kept singing "one thousand 

reasons to be sad", made me obsessed with it, 

joined the competition and broke my voice-_- 

lose face~ok i think i better stop here gonna

do cons energy lab:D take care man~

Oliver wrote...

here's my testi for ya:

oi bloody hell...how come suddenly so sensitive

one this fella!!!...if there's only one word to 

describe this colourful character it would 

be best friend (guess who's jealous?...De..s.;p)....

this guy has been my bud for as long as i can 

remember and to all the girls this is ur original

Brad Pitt, i mean when u look at him what's not

to like?...neways on a serious note this guy is 

one friend i wouldn't want to loose ...here's

to ya mate!!!...

Seriously, I want to find the good ol' Kok back especially the humourous side of him! All of you would like to see him back again right? I promise I'll try my very best. :)

P/s: Maybe some of you would like to write something about me. No matter it's good or bad comments, I accept both! I would treat good comments as compliment and bad comments as something which I would look forward to improve. So, feel free to do so! :)

What Is Life?

I think many did come to this point of life when you started to question yourself, "what is life?". Those who're lucky will find the answer. For those who didn't, this might be the answers to your question. :)

Life is a mystery - unfold it.

Life is eternal - believe it.

Life is a duty - perform it.

Life is a tragedy - face it.

Life is a game - play it.

Life is an opportunity - take it.

Life is a promise - fulfill it.

Life is a beauty - praise it.

Life is a struggle - fight it.

Life is a goal - achieve it.

Life is a puzzle - solve it.

Life is a challenge - meet it.

Life is an adventure - dare it.

Life is a sorrow - overcome it.

Life is a gift - accept it.

Life is a journey - complete it.

P/s: I found this sometimes ago on the net. 

Book Cover Design Contest!

"Don't judge a book by its cover".

I'm sure this idiom sounds familiar to you. However, I'm not going to elaborate more on the definition of this idiom. Rather, I would like to emphasize more on this two words, book and cover.

Yes, book and cover. Now what?

Ok, ok. Actually, Lydia Teh is organising a book cover design contest for her newest book, Do You Wear Suspenders? - The Wordy Tales of Eh Poh Nim. If you don't know who's Lydia, she's a famous Malaysian writer who has already came out with three books: 

1. Congratulations! You Have Won
   
2. Life’s Like That - Scenes from Malaysian Life
   
3. Honk If You’re Malaysian

Anyway, here is the challenge:

Please suggest the concept for a cover design based on the title. If you're not familiar with Eh Poh Nim, you can read some of the wordy tales at The Star's archieves. You don't have to draw the cover, a description in the comment box at this post (Contest: Do You Wear Suspenders) would sufficed. But if you are the artistic type and would like to express your idea in drawing, you can email it to Lydia.

Wonderful prizes are awaiting the winners! Are you curious yet?

1st prize: The winning concept will win RM100 book vouchers, an autographed copy of Do You Wear Suspenders and acknowledgement in the book.

Consolation: Three other participants will be selected by random draw to receive an an autographed copy of Do You Wear Suspenders.

Closing date

Friday, 3 October 2008

Terms

1. Anybody can enter this contest. If the winner is based overseas, he/she must provide a Malaysian address for the prize to be mailed to.

2. Multiple entries are allowed. Please submit them in the comment box at this post (Contest: Do You Wear Suspenders?) unless the submission is in the form of illustration which should be emailed to tehlydia@yahoo.com.

3. If similar concepts by different participants are submitted and such a one is chosen as the winning entry, the winner would be the one who first suggested it.

I've already submitted my idea! Now, fast fast think of a cover design and submit it before the deadline! I hope you and I will be the winners! :)

Under One Roof

When you think cat and dog can't live together...

Photo courtesy from www.univbgpk1.newsit.es

My creative cousin came out with this brilliant idea...

A double-storeys detached house.

A double-storeys detached house for her cat and dog...

Living under the same roof.

Now, who say cat and dog can't live under one roof? ;)

P/s: My cousin's doggy is no longer there...

Loud Music = Attraction?

Just now, when I was walking into a well known shopping centre in Miri, I was welcomed with a very loud music. I guess it could be heard few streets away.

As I walked nearer to the entrance, I saw Digi (a mobile phone operator) was trying to promote their products. I was thinking, how to do sales in this kind of environment. It was so noisy! I mean, it's ok lah if you turn on some light music so that it won't be that quiet. However, the music was so loud that I'm pretty sure the customers could hardly hear anything from the promoter.

Original picture from www.texasobserver.org

Please loh! This is not the right way to attract customers. In fact, with this loud music, you can drive your customers away. The most important in sales is being able to close a deal. You might attract some customers to you. However, when the customers couldn't even hear what you are explaining, do you expect them to buy anything from you?

So, maybe they have to come out with better ideas to attract more customers. Remember, closing a deal is more important rather than just attracting customers.