Kok: Eh, what else wanna buy ah?
Chris: Don't know leh. Later I'll take a carton of eggs and a bag of garlic and onion each.
Kok: Oh... I go around again to see if we missed out something, ok?
Chris: Ok. I'll queue up to pay for the stuff.
I went around the market. Suddenly, I realised I haven't bought any cucumbers for making sandwiches.
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Kok: Chris, did you buy any choo choom bers?
Chris: What? Choo choom bers? I thought we still have it in our fridge?
Kok: Huh? Really? But today choo choom bers are quite cheap leh.
Quickly, an old lady who was queuing behind us, interrupted.
Lady: *Giggle* What's that choo choom bers? Sounds delicious!
Kok & Chris: Oh! It's cucumbers!
Lady: *Laugh* I didn't know choo choom bers can sound that delicious.
All three of us laughed out loud!
Chris: What? Choo choom bers? I thought we still have it in our fridge?
Kok: Huh? Really? But today choo choom bers are quite cheap leh.
Quickly, an old lady who was queuing behind us, interrupted.
Lady: *Giggle* What's that choo choom bers? Sounds delicious!
Kok & Chris: Oh! It's cucumbers!
Lady: *Laugh* I didn't know choo choom bers can sound that delicious.
All three of us laughed out loud!
So, does choo choom ber sound delicious to you? ;)
P/s: My uncle used to tell her daughter that cucumber was pronounced as "choo choom ber". Thus, I always make fun of the word, cucumber.
Kids in public school here make fun of English eg.
ReplyDeleteTeach you - tissue
Show you - shouyu (soy sauce)
My name is - Mayounaise
Heehee....that's a cute way of saying cucumber!
ReplyDeleteFor a moment I wondered if you were back at Subiaco physically???
ReplyDeletehaahaa,..choo choom ber ..CUTE!!
ReplyDeletehaahah....i got a cucumber joke to tell too :)
ReplyDeleteme: how do i select a nice cucumber?
aunt: it's easy, the longer the better
me: really????? *aunt glares at me*
aunt: you're dirty minded...
we all laughed :)
wahahaha..thats cute..
ReplyDeletehaha... what a cute name!
ReplyDelete*imagines using it.....*
'Do you have choo choom ber?'
'Careful ah, later your choo choom ber kena broken.'
'You want my choo choom ber?'
Wah!!
Aunty Alice: There are lots of people who can make fun of English. hehe. Sometimes, it's quite funny. ;)
ReplyDeletewmw: Funny hor? Don't forget to use this choo choom ber at the market. haha!
mim: Not yet leh. Remember? I just sms you the other day. hehe.
tintin: Welcome here!
Cute eh? Don't forget to use this choo choom ber at the market. haha!
dalicia: Oh oh! Dalicia! You're naughty! kekeke!:P
joe: Cute hor? hehehe.
eastcoastlife: Wah! You ah! Just now said you are looking at naughty toys, now, you're thinking something dirty. hahaha! :D
choo choom ber is cucumber
ReplyDeleteCool, first time I hear this Kok :D
ReplyDeleteJokes aside, you make cucumber sandwiches? How very English... tee hee. Now I have a hankering for that too...
ReplyDeletekeeyit: Yaya! kekeke.
ReplyDeleteshionge: Spread the words! hehe.
kenny: Actually, I did add ham and egg to my sandwiches, and not only cucumbers. hehe.
You talk Kok again ah? Sounds like 'ang kuku'....wahahahahaha....
ReplyDelete*roflol* *wipes tears from eyes*.
Choo choom ber??? Ang kuku??? Wahliao!!! What other secrets have you got ah?
*lol* This is so cute~
ReplyDeletePeople would get the wrong idea about you and Chris, speaking such language! Usually couples give such mushy terms. mm tong......
ReplyDelete*shudders*
oi... I looking at my son's dirty toys... dirty - not clean for ages...
ReplyDeleteyou hamsup! dirty mind!
kakaka.....
Baby talk!
ReplyDeleteAunty Judy: Aiyo! Choo choom ber and ang ku ku... So much difference loh! haha!
ReplyDeleteOther secrets ah? *Wink wink* What you wanna know? haha!
jojo: haha! Cute hor? You can try using it at the market, too. haha!
ecl: No need mm tong lah... I admit lah... We are....... STRAIGHT! hahaha!
Hah? Why look at your son's dirty toys oh? Look only won't make it clean leh. hahaha! You got Chlorox or not ah? I wanna wash my mind liao. kekekeke!
Tummythoz: Yaya! haha!:P
Haaha, that's a cute way of pronouncing cucumber!
ReplyDelete*piak piak kok's head... shake... shake... shake....get rid of dirt*
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do to grandma suan suan? She's so sick... like kena bus run over! hehehe.....
I very "sampat", first time hear ppl say that for cucumber...haha..but not sampat know the many usage of cucumber...muahahaha
ReplyDeletelynnx: Maybe you can try this with your friends. They might just laugh out loud! haha!
ReplyDeleteecl: *dizzy* Don't lah shake too much. kekeke!
Wahh! I did nothing leh. Don't blame me oh. hahaha!
sue: Now you gain some additional knowledge from Kok? hahaha! :P